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An Intern's Guide to the Galaxy

One for the Road
Damaged
Try Carter
Fear
An Intern's Guide to the Galaxy
Time of Death
White Guy, Dark Hair
A Shot in the Dark

'Twas the Night
Skin
Only Connect
The Providers
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Just As I Am
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Refusal of Care
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Episode 228 "An Intern's Guide to the Galaxy"
Original Air Date: November 04, 2004
Written by: Lisa Zwerling
Directed by: Arthur Albert
Guest Stars:

  • Jose Pablo Cantillo - Juan Enriquez
  • Kathleen Gati - Stacy Coleman
  • Juliette Jeffers - Elena Flemming
  • Glenn Morshower - Rick Decoyte
  • Liza Del Mundo - Severa
  • Daniel Farber - Griffin
  • Garvin Funches - Brandon Kirk
  • Terrance Hardy - Lucas Kirk
  • Sumalee Montano - Duvata Mahal
  • Eduardo Ortiz - Jackson
  • Dean Shelton - Todd
  • Darryl Sivad  Colin
  • Carey Van Dyke - Security Guard
  • Helen Van Horne - Jolie

Staff:

  • Madchen Amick - Wendall Meade

  • Leland Orser Dr. Dubenko

  • Sara Gilbert Jane Figler

  • Mark Elliott Silverberg - Urbanus

  • Scott Grimes Dr. Archie Morris

  • Laura   Cerón  - Chuny Marquez

  • Kyle Richards Dori

  • Michelle Bonilla Paramedic Harms

  • Brian Lester - Paramedic Dumar


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Neela is jogging and seems to be nervous about returning to work at the ER and Abby is killing a house plant.  Ray is trying to sneak out of some woman's apartment after staying the night.  Neela and Abby are on their way in to work.  Neela is trying to remember procedures and Abby is trying to remember that they need to buy toilet paper.  Ray comes up beside them on his skateboard holding on the back of an ambulance.  The paramedics are unloading a fifteen-year-old with multiple gun shot wounds to the chest.  The ER is full and patients are in the hallway.  Lewis is the Attending and she is busy with another patient, so Sam, Neela, Abby and Ray work on the GSW patient.  Abby intubates him and Neela listens to his chest.  She seems to be going slow and out of practice.  Ray and Abby encourage her to speed it up.  Neela tells them that there are no breath sounds on the right side and tells them to get a chest tube tray.  Ray pulls a scalpel out of his pocket and Abby replies, "You carry a scalpel"?  "Bone saw's too bulky", Ray replies back.  Susan walks in and sees that the interns have been busy.

Susan goes over the patients that are waiting to be seen with Abby Ray and Neela.  Susan spews off some abbreviations as the interns try to guess what they stand for.  Carter, Luka and Pratt watch on as Susan asks Neela what's the differential?  Neela responds, "Sepsis".  Luka is quick to ask about the workup and Neela replies, "CBC, lytes, cultures, X-ray".  Pratt is impressed and tells the others that she has shown the rest of them up.  Carter gives Pratt a chart, who then gives it to Ray.  There are three new medical students there and Ray shows off by asking them about septic arthritis  Susan is getting off her shift and has Chuck outside waiting for her.  Ray takes two of the new med. students with him and the one stays behind at the desk.  His name is Urbanos and he is with Abby and seems to be happy about it.  Luka tells them that there are over sixty patients waiting in triage and some of them have been there all night.  Carter tells Pratt to run the board and then he walks away.  Pratt tells the others that they have been taking it easy on them for the past month and he expects Ray, Abby and Neela to clear twenty-five patients before the end of their shift.  Abby doesn't feel as they have given her any slack and Neela seems to think that twenty-five is too many.  He wants the med-students to present to the interns and the interns to present to the attending before they order labs or scans.  Pratt hands them their charts and reminds them twenty-five.

There is a new medical student named Jane who has heard rumors about Neela's past insecurities.  She is suppose to be teaming up with Neela.  She is a fourth year medical student and seems to be cocky.  Neela asks Pratt to sign her procedure log and he tells Neela that it looks as if she is trying to impress him.  Neela tells him, "Just so you know I don't want or need you to go easy on me."  Pratt replies, "Believe me, I wont.  If you need help just ask me."  Morris is getting off of his shift and is telling Pratt that he needs a pelvic in two.  Morris tells Pratt that he has to be back in eleven hours.  Pratt gives the pelvic to Neela.  Neela's student, Jane, asks her why she got kicked out of Michigan?  Ray is with his two medical students.  He has a box of chocolates in his hands to give to the nurses.  The students watch and learn.  Chuny comes by first.  Ray offers her some chocolate.  Chuny tells him no thanks, she is trying to watch her weight.  Ray tells her there is no need to watch the weight and she gladly accepts the chocolate and asks him what he needs.  Ray tells her and she is on her way.  Sam then walks up and tells them that bagels work better for her.  She takes the chocolate and Ray asks her where they keep the peak flow meters.  She tells him where to find it in drug lockup and offers to get it for him.  The students seem to like the trick.

Abby's is with a patient that has used steroids and has been incarcerated.  She tells him that he may have TB.  He tells her that he would like to see a doctor and she tells him that she is the doctor.  She let's him know that he will need a chest x-ray and some more tests.  Her student, Urbanus, asks what the treatment should be, but Abby is unsure.  They go to find Pratt, who is with Neela and Sara.  Pratt is worried that Neela has been to cautious about the workup that her patient needs.  Pratt tries to walk away, but Abby stops him and tells him that her patient is a critical PPD and has a lot of risk factors.  Pratt tells her to let her student check it out  and she can start on another patient.  He brings it to her attention that Ray has already discharged his second patient.  "He's making you look bad", he yells to Abby and Neela.  Chuny yells from chairs saying that she needs a doc.  Pratt sends Abby and Neela.  A young man has fallen out and Chuny tells them that he hasn't even signed in yet.  He has a cut on his forehead and is weak.  Neela asks him if he can tell her his name.  He replies, "Enriquez".  He tells them that he is weak because he hasn't had any breakfast this morning.  They take him to a wheelchair and see that he is very bruised on his chest.  He tells them that he does not know how the bruises got there.  He noticed them last night, but he didn't think much of it.  When he woke up this morning they were much worse.

Ray and his two students are coming down the hallway when they meet up with a young boy.  The paramedics tell him that the kid has a high lead level and that the city notified the parents three weeks ago.  The kid's name is Lucas and he asks Ray if he is going to get a shot?  "No man, we wouldn't do that to you", Ray tells him.  The dad tries to give excuses for the problem, but Ray doesn't seem to care about what the dad has to say.  Ray jokes with the kid about how strong the kid is and how he must be some sort of professional ball player.  Lucas tells him that he is in the first grade and seems to be comfortable with him.  The father tells Ray that the kid was born early and he seems to always have these kind of medical problems.  Ray tells his students to do a quick check-up on the boy while he calls the lead clinic.  He has a nurse walk Lucas and his father to the clinic and then he brags to his students about it being a five minute discharge, "watch and learn"

Abby's student comes up to her as she is looking at her patient's chest x-ray.  She is unable to answer a question of his.  Ray's students also have questions and he tells them that they have to rule out some of the information that the parents give them.  "They tell you all kinds of irrelevant crap", he replies.  He then tells them, "The key is to look like your listening while your doing the chart."  He tells them that it is multitasking and that is "the key to surviving in the ER".  He then gives each student another chart.  "Is that really the best advice you can come up with", Abby asks Ray?  Ray replies, "Second best, first was feed the nurses".  Abby says, "They're students, they should focus on taking a complete history and worry abut efficiency later."  Ray quickly rebuttals, "Med school teaches them how to practice medicine in a fantasyland, and they'll never clear a waiting room if it takes two hours to work up a slam dunk case."  Carter walks up and says with a tone of disagreement, "There's no such thing as a slam dunk case for a med student."  Pratt comes up and Carter tosses him a gown and tells him to suit up.  They have a trauma coming in.  Abby, Ray, Carter and Sam tend to the patient coming in.  The paramedic tells them that he is a forty-six-year-old who was in a jet ski accident.  He has head and face injuries.  He is tachy and hypotensive.  Ray tells his student to go and check on the asthmatic patient.  Carter tells Abby to run the trauma.  Abby tells them on her count, but Ray jumps in "1,2,3".  Dr. Dubenko comes in after a 911 page.  Carter goes over to speak with the man's wife.  Ray continues to give orders over Abby.  Abby asks Sam for the vitals.  Ray tells Abby to call the blood bank.  Abby picks up the phone and Dr. Dubenko asks her what happened with her patient?  e hears Abby on the phone and tells her not to say please and thank you to the blood bank.  "Don't let the boys bully you", he adds.  Abby fiddles with her and hair and tells him that she doesn't let the boys bully her.  "You play with your hair when you're nervous", he tells her.  Sam has a hard time finding a good vein.  Dr. Dubenko tells Abby to get back to her patient and to do a central line.

Pratt and Neela are in the hallway and she is telling him that her patient's chest x-ray is clear.  Pratt asks her where her student is?  She tells him that she is with a patient.  Pratt tells her, "I really don't get it. You're proactive, you're delegating but you're still in last place."  He tells her that Ray and Abby are stuck in a trauma and that it is her chance to catch up.  He hands her a new chart.  Ray and Abby are still working on their patient.  Dr. Dubenko is asking them questions as they are working.  "He asks Dr. Lockhart, "Jet skis account for only 20% of boats but 44% of injuries, you know why Dr. Lockhart?"  She replies with a "no".  "No is right. No throttle, no steering, no way to stop. So this poor guy crashed his jet ski going 20 mph, what was the equivalent G-force of that?"  Ray is still running the room and Abby let's him to Dr. Debenko's dismay.  Ray tells them to give him the bag.  Dr. Dubenko continues with the questions.  "Seven G's. This guy's head was subjected to seven G's of force. That's the equivalent of how many pounds?"  Abby tells him that they are doctors, not physicists.  Sam tells them that his blood pressure is dropping.  They lose the pulse and Abby starts compressions.  Dr. Dubenko continues, "990 pounds dropped on his head, that's what your up against."  Ray picks up the paddles and Abby asks him if he is going to shock him?  "Watch yourself, Lockhart", Dubenko tells her.  "I'm nowhere near the bed", she replies.  He sarcastically replies back, "exactly".  "Do you want me to grab the paddles out of his hands", she asks him?  He tells her that she is fiddling with her hair again.

Jane keeps questioning Neela's decision to leave medicine, "Eight years of school, most people would just suck it up. What did your parents say? My dad would've ripped my head off".  Neela replies, "Why don't you start the history and I'll catch up" ignoring what she had asked.  Knowing that her parents were upset and that her dad had pretty much disowned her.  Pratt is still tracking the interns who are doing the most and Ray's team is winning so far.  Ray has seen eleven, Abby has seen seven, and Neela has seen four.  Neela is upset that Ray is getting credit for what his students are doing.  Pratt asks Neela if she can handle two students instead of her one, but her answer is made when her student shows up needing her help yet again.  Abby is still fighting for control of her trauma, but Ray keeps trying to take charge.  Sam tells them that they are losing his pulse.  Dubenko questions Abby why that is.  She  tells him that it is because of spinal shock.  He wants to know what they need to do about it and she tells him that he needs an epi drip to get the BP up and increase cerebral oxygen activity..  Carter explains to the man's wife what is going on.  He tells her that her husband's body is shutting down.  Dubenko continues to question Abby and she gets tired and replies, "Can we take a break from chemistry class while we code him please?"  Ray continues to try and run the code so Abby gives in to Ray and hands him the paddles as Dubenko watches on.

Jane continues to question Neela over and over again about why she left medicine.  Chuny gives them another chart.  Neela is concerned that she made a mistake on someone's meds., but is relieved to know that it was not her mistake.  Back in the trauma, Abby tells the woman that she should sit down.  Things are a lot calmer now and the patient is pretty much brain dead.  All they can do is wait.  Abby goes over to help Luka on his trauma.  His patient has overdosed on prescription medicine.  They are not sure if it was accidental or intentional.  Luka asks the patient and she tells them that she does not know.  Neela looks into the trauma room where Ray and Abby's patient is and she asks Ray what is going on in there.  Ray tells her that the man is brain dead.  Neela asks him if they have any kids and Ray tells her that they have three.  She wonders if the kids are coming and Ray tells her that they are too young.  She asks him if he is okay and he tells her that it is part of the job.  Neela learns that her bruised patient has leukemia.  Ray asks her if she has ever told a patient that they had leukemia before and she replies, "It's part of the job".  Ray goes over to speak with Carter.  He tells Carter that ICU does not have a bed for the guy who is brain dead.  Carter tells him that they should call social services for the wife.  Ray sees the young boy is back from earlier that had the lead poisoning.  Sam explains that they could not leave until an attending signed off the chart.  Carter looks at the chart and sees that it is incomplete.  The lab results are not complete and Carter will not sing off on it.  Carter gets on to Ray for taking shortcuts.  Carter, "You've been a doctor for a month. You cant dispo a patient unless an attending signs for it. Get a repeat level then Ill sign the chart".  Ray's students watch on.  

Neela's patient is ready to leave.  He tells her that he has to get to church.  He feels as if he is being punished for an accident that he had yesterday.  He had hit a man with his car.  Neela tells him that he needs to rest.  His blood pressure is still too low and he needs to be in bed.  She is unable to break the news to him.  Jane is upset with Neela for not telling him.  Abby's student tell her what medicines were found in her patient's home.  Abby's other patient comes up and is mad about how long he has been there.  Abby tells him that they do not know what is wrong with him and he needs to stay for observation.  He tells her that he wants a second opinion.  Her wants to see a better doctor.  Pratt walks up and asks if he can help him.  He tells Pratt that he has been there all day and nobody can tell him if he has TB or not.  Pratt is only able to reiterate what Abby has already told him.  The man goes to sit in chairs and wait.  Neela and Jane are researching treatments for Leukemia at the admit. desk.  Chuny asks them how he took the news and is surprised to find out that they have not told him yet.  Pratt tells them that the half time score is Ray has fourteen and Neela has seven.  Neela can't understand how he gets the patients with athletes foot and lice and she ends up with the ones with Leukemia and syphilis.  Ray responds, "Wow, you get the cool cases".  Neela is upset and Ray tries to make her feel better by putting Abby down.  Abby walks up behind him and he calls her the "Teacher's Pet".  Abby doesn't like the comment.  Dr. Dubenko walks up and is glad to find they are still there.  He wasn't able to finish his discussion earlier and wants to.  He pulls out a marker and starts to write on the x-ray light box.  He gets caught up in his discussion and draws over on to the wall with what seems to be a permanent marker.  Abby says that she has patients to see and walks off.

 

Abby and Neela discuss what just happened with Dr. Dubenko.  They get disgusted at seeing Ray drinking baby formula.  He tells them not to knock it.  It is high in protein and it is free.  Pratt runs off the totals so far.  Abby has seen seventeen patients, Neela has seen twelve,  and Ray has seen twenty-one.  It is only four 'o'clock he tells them.  Ray asks if he hits twenty-five can he go home early.  Pratt raises the goal to thirty.  Neela is not happy.  A woman from social services comes down to see Ray.  Her name is Wendall Meade.  Ray tells her that he has paged her four times.  She tells him that if she doesn't answer right away there is a reason.  He tells her that she needs to talk to trauma one's wife.  She doesn't like the fact that he has called the patient trauma one.  Carter tells her that his name is Ben Coleman and his wife is Stacy.  He explains that Ray is an intern.  "So referring to a patient by name is a second year's job", she asks.  She asks Ray if he has gone over the packet.  He has no clue what she is asking.  "The checklist that covers all sorts of issues with the patient's family", she explains.  He has not and she tells him to call her when he has done so.

Abby and her student are told that there OD patient is waking up.  Abby's student has noticed that she has not had anything to eat or drink, so he hands her a cola.  Neela and Jane are still working on listing Leukemia protocols.  Jane isn't too happy to be working on that and would rather be cracking chests or doing something else.  The paramedics bring in a fifteen-year-old skateboarder who hit a fire truck ladder with his leg.  Abby and Neela take him.  They can't remember being that annoying as med. students.  Ray goes in to question the brain-dead patient's wife.  She is glad that he is there because she wants to talk to him.  Ray doesn't really feel comfortable talking with her and just wants to run through the questions that he has to get answered.  He tells her that the social worker can answer her questions when she asks how she is going to tell their children.  Ray asks her about organ donation and the woman answers, but is not really listening to what Ray is asking.  Ray marks the answer as being yes, when in reality she did not answer.  Abby goes in to see her OD patient and tells her that she is looking better.  The woman tells Abby that she doesn't want to drink anymore of that mud.  Abby tells her that her tox screen was negative and her EKG is normal.  Abby tells her that she will have to talk to psych. before she can be discharged.  Chuny comes in to ask Abby about an infant patient and Abby tells her that she has not presented the infant yet.  Sam then comes in to ask Abby a question, but Abby will have to look the answer up for her.  Abby's patient says, "The condom broke".  Pratt comes in and tells Abby that one of her patients is threatening to leave AMA and Abby tells him that she is waiting for a surgical consult.  Pratt tells her that she will have to see three patients an hour to meet her goal.  Abby asks her patient about the condom breaking.  She admits to having slept with a worker who she later learned had HIV.  She was worried about getting sick after being clean from using needles for five years.  Pratt taps on the window and points to his watch.  Abby knows that her patient needs to talk, so she takes time with her patient instead of rushing to get to another one.

Neela goes in to speak with her Leukemia patient, but she tells Jane that she prefers to speak with him alone.  Jane is offended and walks away.  Neela goes in to find that he has left.  She asks Chuny if she knows where he may have went.  Chuny tells her that he went to the bathroom, but will be back.  Nobody would have discharged him Chuny tells her.  Ray sees her and assures her that there wasn't anything she could have done.  Neela comments that she shouldn't have left him alone.  Abby is working with Luka on the skateboarding kid.  They are getting x-rays of his leg.  Abby asks Luka his opinion on the use of the HIV triple cocktail after a known HIV exposure.  She tells him about her patient  and he tells her that it is mostly used for medical personnel who have been exposed and that the hospital can't afford to give it to everyone after a one night stand.  Abby tells him that she is only talking about giving it to one patient.  Luka tells her to splint the boy's leg and to stay with him until he regains consciousness.  Pratt gets on to Neela for not telling her patient about his Leukemia.  She tells him that oncology couldn't get down there.  Pratt tells her to find him before he bleeds out and dies.  Neela needs to speak with Abby, but she is busy on the phone trying to come up with some meds. for her HIV exposed patient.  Carter asks Abby about a patient, but gets distracted when Wendall shows up.  Carter sees that she is going to speak with the brain-dead patient's wife.  Ray is still peddling his doughnuts to get on the good side of the nurses.  It makes Neela and Abby angry to see that he does that.  Pratt tells Abby that she is lagging behind and taking up the rooms.  She tells him that she has most of the patients that are on the board.  All of her patients are needing consults and she has not had one with a simple problem that she can help.  Pratt walks away and leaves her to her patients.  Abby asks Sam why one of her patients has not been taken upstairs yet and she tells her that CT is backed up.  Ray suggests ways of getting around it.  Ray is willing to wheel and deal to get his patients seen.  Sam tends to agree with Ray on his techniques.  Pratt goes over the tally count again.  Ray has seen twenty-five, Abby has seen nineteen and Neela brings up the rear with only sixteen.  Ray offers to help Neela out by giving her one of his patients to dispo.  A security guard comes up and tells them that there is a patient with an ER wristband on in the chapel.  Neela runs to the chapel.  Pratt yells to her where she is going?  She has only seen sixteen patients.  Abby makes a call and tells them that she has been stuck with a needle.  Carter asks Ray about the questionnaire he filled out with his patient's wife.  He asks him if he actually spoke with the wife or if he just filled it out on his own to save time.  He points out that he had organ donation checked off, but the wife never consented.  Ray assures him that she had consented.  Carter tells him that the wife walked in as the transplant team were prepping the heart and the wife thought that maybe they were helping him.  Ray wants to speak with Carter privately, so that Ray's students cannot see or hear the discussion.  Carter continues to get on to him without moving.  He wants to know if Ray even went over everything with the wife in detail.  Ray tells him that all he did was go over the questions.  Carter tells him that when he takes shortcuts, people get hurt.

 

Abby is getting her blood drawn and a nurse tells her about the medications that she will need to take.  He tells her about the precautions she needs to take before sticking her hand into the sharps container.  She will need to come back in two weeks to take the test again and he will have the results of her test tomorrow.  Neela finds her patient in the chapel.  He is praying.  She tells him that she knows he thinks this is happening because of what had happened, but that he has Leukemia.  She tells him that it can be treated successfully.  Carter sees Abby and tells her that he heard about her needle stick.  He asks her if she needs to go home.  Abby sees Wendall and asks her if she has seen her patient.  She tells her that she is comfortable in discharging her without any follow-up.  Wendall also asks her about her needle stick, but Abby brushes it off.  Abby's student is also worried and offers to get her an iced tea from across the street.  Sam hands Ray a message to give to the brain-dead patient's wife.  Ray sees her and she tells him that they have taken him to the morgue.  He tells her that her sister has called and she has the kids at her house.  Ray tries to apologize, but it doesn't seem to do any good so he leaves her alone in the room.  Abby sees him and tells him that she needs a favor.  She wants to know if he knows anyone in the pharmacy who can fix a prescription label for her.  He seems to be pleased that she asked him and he tells her that he can help.  Neela is asked how her first day back went.  She admits that it was hard, but she will be back tomorrow.  Carter sees Wendall and thanks her for her help.  She offers to walk out with Carter.  Abby sees her patient and gives her the HIV meds. that were given to her.  The woman thanks Abby for her help.  Abby's med. student asks her out to dinner, but Abby tells him no.  Morris comes back in for the start of his shift.  Ray is happy that he met his quota of patients.  Pratt tells him that he missed his quota by one.  Sam tells them that she met her quota also and writes the number seventy-five beside her name.  Ray gets out more baby formula and offers Abby and Neela a drink.  Neela tells him that it is gross and he offers to take them out for real drinks, but they decline.  They can't understand how he is not tired and how he doesn't have any charts to finish up.  Susan and Luka are coming back in also as the shift changes.

Reviewed by Tony on December 20, 2004

NBC Review

Neela (Parminder Nagra) returns to the ER after working at the Convenient Store near the hospital. On Neela's first day, Pratt (Mekhi Phifer) expects the interns, Abby (Maura Tierney), Ray (Shane West) and Neela to take on a large patient load during their shifts at the hospital. Pratt turns processing the patients into a competition, in which Ray is clearly going to be the winner. In the rush to process the patients and stay in the lead, however, Ray makes a big mistake donating a patient's organs against the family's wishes. Ray helps Abby obtain HIV medication from the pharmacy against hospital policy for a patient that had unprotected sex. Carter (Noah Wyle) asks Wendall (Madchen Amick) to walk out with him in a coy pursuit.